Just For Laughs

On the last day of our cruise we met with our English Speaking Hostess Suzanne. She provided us with information on the disembarkation procedures as well as her top 1o favorite guests' comments/questions. These came from all the guests over her time on the Costa Serena (not just the English speaking ones). I cannot remember all 10, but wanted to share with you the ones I found to be quite humorous.

1) "Do these stairs go up or down?"
2) "Will there be a chance for us to get off the boat while we are out at sea?"
3) "What do you do with the ice sculptures when they melt?"
4) "There are so many languages being spoken on this ship, I don't know which one is mine!"
...and my favorite:

This Italian lady asked one of the staff members, "Does the crew sleep on the ship?"
The staff member decided to have some fun with the lady and replied, "No, at night time there are helicopters that come to the ship and pick up the crew and take them home and then bring them back before you wake up in the morning."
"I see, I see," replied the woman.
Well, the staff member had planned to tell the woman the truth at the end of the cruise but completely forgot!! When the lady filled out her questionnaire about the cruise she put in the comments box:
"Everything about the cruise was really great except I was always being woken up in the morning by the helicopters bringing back the staff."

hahahah :)